Saturday, July 18, 2020

What If






Trump campaign's Brad Parscale calls media 'criminal network'

WONDER WHO COMES UP WITH ALL THIS STUFF.....


A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER THAT READ:

We will heel you

We will save your sole

We will even dye for you.

 

Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office:

"Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”;

 

In a Podiatrist's office:

"Time wounds all heels.”;

 

On a Septic Tank Truck:

Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

 

At an Optometrist's Office:

"If you don't see what you're looking for,

You've come to the right place.”;

 

On a Plumber's truck :

"We repair what your husband fixed.”;

 

At a Tyre Shop in Milwaukee :

"Invite us to your next blowout.”;

 

On an Electrician's truck:

"Let us remove your shorts.”;

 

In a Non-smoking Area:

"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.”;

 

On a Maternity Room door:

"Push. Push. Push.”;

 

At a Car Dealership:

"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.”;

 

Outside a car exhaust Shop:

"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”;

 

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:

"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”;

 

At the Electric Company:

"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.

However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.”;

 

In a Restaurant window:

"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.”;

 

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

"Drive carefully. We'll wait.”;

 

At a Propane Filling Station:

"Thank Heaven for little grills.”;

 

In a Chicago Radiator Shop:

"Best place in town to take a leak.”;

 

And the best one for last…;

Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:

"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"

ACLU Sues Homeland Security Over the ‘Cuff-‘Em-and-Stuff-‘Em’ Policy for Antifa Goons in Portland

Portland’s Mayor Tries to Blame Trump for Riots, Gets Fact-Checked in Real Time

Anti-Trumper Larry Hogan’s Media Honeymoon Ends Abruptly

Portland Organizer Reveals the Real Goal of the Actions There, and People Need to Hear It

Dozens of BLM and Antifa Full On Attack Police in Chicago, Police Reinforcements Make Them Regret It


 

The Left is ...